GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cart